It’s official. My side blog http://noselesspearl.tumblr.com/ has more followers than my main blog despite only been up for three days with seven posts.

How.

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

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durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

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intensional:

Steal His Look: Sam Pepper

Black Garbage Bag - $7

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The only thing your weight says about you is how much the Earth wants to be close to you because you’re hecka cute.

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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relahvant:

tubesock:

asian:

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

its my time to shine

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jESUS CHRIST

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avalugh:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character

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